To whom it may concern, I wish to apply for the position of Human Cannonball as posted on the Pixar Canada website. As the foremost expert in my field, I am willing to go to great lengths for the profession, and launched this website to ensure our paths would collide. I trust that my qualifications and portfolio will spark your interest, and assure you that I am fully qualified to rise to the challenge. As part of the team, I can help propel Pixar to new heights, shooting for the moon and soaring high above the competition. I hope this ignites an interest on your side; I know it will be a blast to work together, and I would love to land an interview.
The Cannonball Run
I competed in the Vancouver Sun Run in full Human Cannonball costume, and this is some of the extensive media attention I received for my efforts.
A big thanks to the crew members helping with the launch and making sure I don't go down in flames.